The Secret of Life
Bandicoots hold the secret of life. We're afraid we can't tell you what the secret of life is. Do you know why? Because it's a secret! But you know how their nose is so long? That's because the length of their nose is the length of their lifespan. Our team has discovered a type of edible pus that can be made from bandicoot snot and green smoothies. Mix them together, and you have the perfect formula! Once you drink it, you will pass out and your mind will taken to the place of secrets. The "Secret of Life" door will open and you'll be taken there. Then, you shall see. See the true secret of life.
Before Drinking Secret Life FormulaThis bandicoot (Rock Bandicoot) hasn't yet drank Secret Life Formula. His nose is unimpressively long. He would only live a mere max of 4 years! But then, he found us, and became an official member of our team. We extracted his snot and mixed it with a homemade green smoothie, fed it to him, and his nose began to grow!
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After Drinking Secret Life FormulaThis is a drawing of Rock after we fed him the pus. His nose started to gradually get longer, and once it did, we knew Secret Life Formula was a success. Then, after all of us contributed to this website, he stopped helping and just stuck around. I think he's only staying with us because he has access to the video game Rock Band. It's been 7 years since we fed him the formula, so that proves our formula works.
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